Your Permanent Record? The Scoop on Tattoo Removal

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Tattoo Removal

It seemed so right. Just freshly freshmen, you and your new best friend/college roommate/total stranger from a small Midwestern town you’ve never heard of grabbed your keys and your baby-faced 18-year-old IDs and headed downtown to the tattoo studio. Eschewing bright tropical flowers and twinkling stars, you settled on a statement piece—an aqua blue peace sign on your left inner wrist.

Fast forward 10 years, and you cringe every time your French cuff creeps upward to expose a peep of blue ink when shaking hands with a colleague. What were you thinking? In a matter of 120 adolescent minutes—the time it took to ink your passion for world peace—you marked yourself for life.

Or did you?

Tattoo removal has come a long way since the ancient Greeks removed tattoos with salt scrubs or cantharidin (a skin-irritating chemical extracted from a blister beetle). To explore the ins and outs of modern ink erasure, I spoke with dermatologist Dr. Will Kirby, DO, a leading expert in laser tattoo removal (and guest star on LA Ink, The Doctors, and featured physician on Dr. 90210).

 

How Does Tattoo Removal Work—and Can I Afford It?

Today’s (much less abrasive) methods involve the use of the sci-fi sounding “Q-switched laser.” The laser is directed at the unwanted ink for a fraction of a second, dissolving the pigment, which the body then absorbs.

On average, most tattoos can be totally removed in 5-15 clinic visits. When laser removal is performed correctly and aftercare instructions are followed to a T, side effects are minor and there’s almost no risk of scarring. “A little swelling and itching is common. Some minimal crusting is possible as well, and bleeding occurs very rarely,” Kirby says.

At “Dr. Tattoff” clinics, Kirby’s tattoo removal centers stationed all over California and Texas, it’s approximately $49 per square inch (about the size of a postage stamp) for a laser treatment session. The number of times you’ll have to return is dependent on patient-specific variables like skin type, ink color, and where your tattoo is placed.

 

Does it Work on All Tattoos?

If you’ve placed that sweet verse of Shakespearean poetry or tiny trio of butterflies on the nape of your neck (or chest) in black or red, you’re in luck. Those colors are easiest to remove, and areas close to the heart (with increased blood supply) respond more quickly to treatment.

But the itty-bitty swallow tattoo on the top of your foot (or wrist) in certain shades of green, blue, or purple? That one may prove more stubborn—tattoos that are vibrantly colored or located on the extremities may be a bit more challenging to remove.

Kirby calls brown ink a “wild card” that may or may not respond to treatment—and yellow and some shades of pink may be downright impossible to erase. “Luckily, yellows, pinks, and browns appear in tattoos relatively infrequently or compose very small portions of larger tattoos,” he says.

And if you’re on fence about saying “so long” to Hello Kitty sitting on your shoulder blade—it might behoove you to wait a little longer. Older tattoos are easier to remove than brand-new ones. “Some people get a tattoo at 10 in the morning and they want it removed by 11,” says Kirby. “But you’ve got to wait at least six weeks.”

 

How Common is Laser Tattoo Removal?

In a word, very. “Dr. Tattoff” clinics are responsible for over 150,000 procedures, and Kirby says, “our [core] demographic is a young woman between the ages of 25-40, who makes more than $50,000 a year.”

“Most of our patients are female and simply have had a change of lifestyle,” says Kirby. “What was considered sexy in their early 20s for them is now more of a social stigma, and they simply want to erase the physical reminders of their past life.”

A survey published in 2008 by Texas Tech University Health Sciences Center explored tattoo removal motivation—and reasons ranged from “I just grew up” to “it was embarrassing” to “I got a new job or career.”

More than 40% stated that their tattoos had “lost their luster and excitement.” And (somewhat predictably) tattooed women reported more negative commentary in public, workplace, and school settings than men.

 

And the Million Dollar Question: Does it Hurt?

The pain of laser removal (often compared to snapping a rubber band against the skin) “is very uncomfortable, but it is fast,” says Kirby. “A postage stamp-size tattoo or 1 square inch takes 15-20 seconds to treat.”

He also adds that pain is “personal” and that “a 15-year-old girl might not make a peep and a 50-year-old biker who is heavily tattooed might cry because he has an emotional connection to the tattoo.”

But one could successfully argue that the “pain” of sporting ink you can no longer stand is worth a 60-second tango with a Q-switched laser.

“Many younger patients made mistakes earlier in life and we now have the technology to help them escape the permanency of an unwanted tattoo,” says Kirby.

 

So, the next time your significant other wants to make a memory and you’re not sure you want “(insert name here) forever” tattooed on your forearm, think twice. Or, Kirby advises, opt for black, carbon-based, water soluble ink in an area with increased blood flow like the head, neck, or chest. Black is the easiest ink to erase.

You could also just come clean and tell your dearest the only thing you truly want (forever and ever) is undying devotion—and diamonds.

 

Photo courtesy of Maegan Tintari.

About the Author

Varci Vartanian is a jack (er, Jill) of all trades. After a successful career in healthcare, she traded her lab coat for her current position as chief temper tantrum tamer/play date consultant for her two-year-old. She also enjoys writing short stories, freelance magazine work, and carbohydrates. Follow her on Twitter @varci_vartanian.

8 comments
joshef halw
joshef halw

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Online Gym

I don't mind Obama-care. What worries me is the debt a cued from Obama-care. Right now my unborn baby is over 34,000 in debt at birth. Some of it from Obama-care That's what worries me. I'm glad to hear 30 million Americans will now be eligible for healthcare. I just hope it's worth the debt and the fall dollar and the 8.0 unemployment rate and the 47 million on food stamps. That type of money could have been spent on America’s infrastructure and it would have created millions of jobs. Great post thou

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Online Gym

You know I never was able to get a tattoo. I'm allergic to food coloring and dye's so i was always afraid to get one. On another note why would anybody get there girlfriends or boyfriends name tattooed on there body. People think with your head not your heart, life will be easier.

Fazila yasin ismail
Fazila yasin ismail

Hi my names fazila and I have my ex bfs name tattooed at the lower center of my neck,just above my shoulder blades...I have my 1st laser appointment booked for this upcoming friday but I'm petrified to undergo laser due to the risk of me getting throat or skin cancer,pain isn't a factor for me,I want the tattoo removed but I'm so afraid of getting cancer,could you please give me more information to regards to this?

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Ink Angels
Ink Angels

Hi Tyrine,

Q-switched Nd:YAG lasers are the "Gold Standard" for tattoo removal and in our experience, a far more effective way to remove your tattoo. A professional shop, as you mentioned in your post, are also better equipped to monitor any adverse effects.

Good Luck

Pete